Men’s Physique Hazard War-Paint Board Shorts

WARPAINT Men’s Physique Board Shorts — Slim Fit

War paint was never decoration. It was a declaration made before a word was spoken.

You walk out, you hit your mark, and you have maybe four seconds before the judge’s eye moves on. WARPAINT is built for those four seconds.

Marks that follow the leg

The yellow brush strokes aren’t scattered across the fabric. They run vertically down both sides, so the graphic follows your leg line instead of cutting across it — the eye travels down the quad rather than stopping at your hip.

Hazard yellow against black is the highest-contrast pairing in the catalogue. Under stage lighting it holds its edge at distance, and it photographs sharp instead of muddy.

The black base also sits where your hands rest in the front pose and where competition tan transfers most, so your shorts stay looking clean through a full show day.

Slim fit, on purpose

Loose board shorts hide the work. WARPAINT is cut slim through the hip and thigh so the fabric follows your quad instead of swallowing it. The curved split side hem gives your legs room for quarter turns, wide stances and the walk to your mark, while black binding keeps the hem edge crisp so your leg line never looks cut off.

The lace-up drawstring runs through twin metal eyelets. Tie it once and it holds.

The details

Colourway: WarPaint — black and graphite with neon hazard yellow brush panels
Slim competition fit through hip and thigh
Curved split side hem with black contrast binding
Lace-up drawstring with metal eyelets and metal-tipped cords
Low-profile white AA shield mark on the left leg
Above-knee Men’s Physique cut
Length: 16 inches
Fabric: 90% polyester, 10% spandex with quick-dry, water-repellent finish

Who it’s for

Men’s Physique competitors who want maximum contrast on stage. Physique athletes in prep. Anyone who has built the V-taper and wants shorts that show it.

Care

Hand wash recommended; wash separately. Use a neutral detergent in water below 30°C. Rinse off tan residue in cold water as soon as possible after competing. Avoid hot water, strong detergents and tumble drying. Turn inside out to protect the print.

Sizing

Slim fit — check the size chart before ordering

Colour note: lighting and screen settings can make colours appear slightly different from the actual product.